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Contrary to popular belief, turtles can in fact not speak. While the Australian prime minister backs the claim that turtles can speak, what about tortoises? Over the years evidence after evidence has created more evidence to where piles of evidence showing that turtles and any of their relating species can in fact not speak. The recent news article from the New York Time's "Turtles may not be able to speak.. Armageddon prophesized by Giant Turtle Gim may be false!" was published with scientific backing from the WHO that gave statistical data and highly frowned upon Researching databases long kept in secret. While the Evidence was not too popular, it stated facts that disproved everything of what we thought was true before, turtles Don't in fact wear turtle necks, this was found after years of zoo keeping logs where the hidden community of Zoo Keeper Club discussed this very topic proving it false. One of the biggest points in the article was about Gim's prophecy given fourteen years ago presumably on his death bed, before the counters toward it we'd like to show the actual prophecy itself. "Dead, everyone soon alien part sea core blue then. Moon turn many moon, Mayans correct, time wrong." This broken English is how all turtles talked, we once thought but this one point proves everything wrong. Gim died with the prophecy in 1975 but the prophecy and his death was actually in... 2023! The Life after 1975 and prophecy all told was a hoax! All a lie played by a cotton stuffed turtle puppet, everyone was outraged and no one could get answers because four days before the article the keeper and alleged deceiver was mauled by a train going rouge. The actual evidence was found by comparing a cotton string fallen from the puppet and a piece of Gim's shell the dna that came out shocked everyone and proved their suspicions that indeed, turtles couldn't talk and predict the future. The social multilevel marketing with the hierarchy of turtles at the top concaved and toppled down when the truth was unveiled. Now the world is at peace, not controlled by the monsters called turtles. But what about tortoises?
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Feb 4, 2008 (Age: 16)
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https://turtlefindingsinthe19thcentury.org
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United States

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